jarrodis:

single, not sure how to mingle

(Reblogged from douglasrichardsonships)

random AUs for your otp

wintersoldeirs:

  • met at a charity kissing booth au
  • sex shop employee and slightly flustered customer au
  • highschool party au with spin the bottle
  • neighbours au where person A goes over to person B to tell B to ‘stop singing karaoke it’s 2am’
  • met in a line for a roller-coaster au (bonus: one of them is scared shitless)
  • 'you were the only one at the party who understood my movie reference' au
  • lifeguard/swimmer or lifeguards au
(Reblogged from areyoutryingtodeduceme)

sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy)

(Reblogged from areyoutryingtodeduceme)

stopitsgingertime:

MY ALARM GOES OFF SO I ROLL OVER AND CHECK MY PHONE AND MY AMERICAN GODS GOOGLE ALERT HAS DELIVERED THIS BOUNTY UNTO ME????????

AM I STILL FUCKING DREAMING, I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE GODDAMN DAY, BRYAN FULLER YOU ARE MAKING MY WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE ONE CARNIVOROUS VAGINA AT A TIME

(Reblogged from stopitsgingertime)
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: thinking inappropriate thoughts
  • me: omg what if I actually said something out loud
  • me: omg what if there is a telepath around here
(Reblogged from madneto)

nonchalantcroissant:

AU prompt: Person A is thinking sexually graphic or generally odd thoughts and suddenly panics and thinks “If you’re a mind reader, cough right now.”

Person B coughs.

(Reblogged from because-you-are-myfriend)

wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

(Reblogged from demonikats)

trvstno1:

No I’m not smiling at you I’m smiling at your dog don’t look at me

(Reblogged from madneto)
(Reblogged from madneto)

superherosquad:

MARVEL MEME » 7 Relationships » Clint Barton & Kate Bishop

"Thank you Hawkeye."
"After you, Hawkeye."

(Reblogged from staaaaaaaaaarlord)